Monday, December 21, 2009

What Is The Crystal Structure Of Epsom

Letter Bepi

Dear my friends, I admit that I have been very absent from this month, I will try to rectify with the new year.
In the meantime I want to leave with a particular message, suitable for Christmas in the crisis we are experiencing, all hand written by the child's Bepi Albignasego (PD).

Theme: describe your Christmas

Dear teacher, I hano Desf Vacans ste: pissicologicamente and physically. The detonation
dad in the house that the crisis is as Belen Rodrighess: palpable. So
noffink expensive gifts. The Christmas morning I Alsat Institute ecitato as Emilio Fede April 14, 2008, stream Low running and I open the gift: no captive mica a book? A book! Try imagining .... a Putelli of 8 years, bombarded by Nintendo Ui, Gormiti, Lego, crafts and gagget of Dragobol, Plei Stession etc. .. give a book seems like Christmas is ofrire Bossi federalism only Molise pal: defeated na!

and it is, is not the beautiful parquet gnancora rivato. You know that book that was? Fiat Ritmo: user manual. " The tentassione Babo think that there is no Christmas, and that the father has inscartossato abiamo one of two books in the house is strong.

Ognimodo, Just like the scorla the kitchen table which is a wonder and everyday spills the soup on the tablecloth because of the tsunami that the stock is' with scorloni of the table (and adding that I scopellotto of a bill that arrives on time as Soravia el canon rai), I used the book as two centimeters thick leg. It is true that a book is forever!

But over here I have raconte Dano of moral. There is still no physical wat.

Yesterday, rivato punishment in the classroom, my friend Raphael Gobi, who is a bully who has videos on iutùb hip, he or often, "Dami now all toys that brought you Babo Nadal." When I presented them to the user manual or often dela Ritmo me that he did not take it to the basket and pulled me a pugnasso vertical on the head, as Spenser Bad! Well beyond the insult to injury.

And beyond the insult, the beffana! Yes, parquet hip noffink not you brought me! He left me a leter on cormello of co written the Hamlet: "You were a Putelli cannot, so they deserve the coal. Esendo But a finite resource nel'arco 200 years and considering that the Russians are already cancari thallium supplies, and Mello
SPARAGNA. I'm not years then I'll take anything, continues to ass mints last year. Sincerely, the witch. "

sum up, I know that at Christmas I no more illusions. Last year gave me shovel and bucket to December 25. Co as a letter: "You wanted a PDA, but pal-sea goes hip these!"

Greetings Teacher!


Poor Bepi, do not worry: TV & Oedv have prepared a little show you all x, ralegrarte pa!



I wish you all a wonderful Christmas, and if you do not come to pass, a 2010 full of lots and lots of happiness ... and vane buckets!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Pokemon Deluge Free Accounts

Shopping tips

Come on, I know that you also think, like all Italians, that there is too much publicity and there ingabola the brain. Shopping tips ... but if a friend of mine advised me to take the effervescent suppositories for my constipation problems to enrich the ears!

Gone are the days of the Carousel, among other things that I do not even remember my date GIUOVINE age now link on the TV commercials, setting a volume of 400 decibels so that the concept is clear, to attract attracts people like the breadsticks Tuna Rio Mare.

I realize that every day more times in a speech to enter a phrase or a quote from an advertisement become very frequent and eventually you find yourself living mainly based on spot in vogue.
I, for one, I get up in the morning and if it happens on the clock radio L'amour toujours Sagi Rei, I begin to jump to the house in panties and bra, with hair in front to create the effect windy seductive. Then came breakfast, and I remember Clarissa, eating Kinder fetta al latte and just want to play, the family Mulino Bianco eating Pan & Ciok and just want to count the chocolate chips, and Marcuzzi, who eats' Activia and the urge to ca ... mbiarsi clothes.

At work I go by car, because if I walk I will surely ankle sprain, back and neck and there would be no truck Lasonil around. It happens that the office be organized real jousting tournaments with the Mikado. And last month we have already swallowed three screens of the PC because of the absence Tuc.

the coffee break I still pretend to meet George Clooney tells me What's Else, but since that never happens I hope to meet with Martini aperitif time.

At lunch there's never time, a sandwich on the fly and now? I can not see the hunger! And I eat a Fiesta. Then I remember to drink responsibly and, because the alcohol content of sponge cake soaked in brioscina Ferrero, I have to go home on foot so I dislocated ankle, back and neck. And the truck Lasonil not seen. I

preclude contact lens wear breathing, but Willy Coyote has a more white of my eyeball.

the evening I have to choose: 4 fried or That's Amore Findus? Pizza Restaurant or Pizza Sofficini? Tortelli di Giovanni Rana ready Buitoni or lasagna? Nothing
dinner, have a coffee.

Bonolis Laurenti and are still arguing, and I'm going to project that I Piasca me!

other wagon advertising the evening, then to bed to get into fights with the fat of Scaldasonno Imetec for a while 'instead of .... But if

ppo 'field accussi?

Saturday, November 28, 2009

How Do You Clean A Shower Mirror

another round, other places

Also this year ended my little personal experience in Cannes. For all you who are waiting, here I am to suggest itineraries for a good culinary satisfaction at prices a bit 'costazzurriani less than usual. I begin to think again on Pastis, remember? There I had suggested last year ... I'm really sorry to admit it, but this year I was deeply disappointed eating mediocre and over-spent. The 10 euro for a Kyr I make you make the idea, especially if we consider that it is not a place on the Croisette, but rather internal. Apart from the particular owner has Savoire faire, I would say that Pastis has been downgraded to one step of the podium. The
a new number, however, is the Pub Restaurant Au Bureau , located in a pedestrian sriscia from the palace of the Festival (this year where I have satisfied my deluded biological instincts in the same toilet used by the girl who brings the coffee assistant of the direct collaboration of the right arm of the agent's personal trainer Robert Pattinson), differs in style, taste, flows and prices. There we consumed une salade Au \u200b\u200bBureau as entrée, composed of about 3 / 4 of the garden of the Great Mother From seven grandchildren, and about half of the fish counter Esselunga, all in a pot. When she arrived we understood why the waitress advised us waiting for the moules marinées to order (we wanted to mussels from the moment we set foot in the soil of Provence), at least until after the entrée. I swear that after having finished it seemed to breathe with gills.
But the salad, you know, is in a hurry to dispose ... mater bi is in, then we gluttons we wanted to remove the whim of some cozzettina ordering a portion of three. Start preparing the table and the waitress brings a tin bucket for the shells green-and-2 packets of wipes lemon head-usually when it is distributed only to a head. " Ok, I was afraid.
The mussels arrived in a giant ceramic spoon (do you think of the cutlery-that-used-to-cook and which there is never anything? Here, multiply that by 10,000 ... practically a bidet!) with their classic French fries, another tin bucket. A portion of it in Italy would cost about 25 € ... € 14 there ... incredible. Wear masks and mouth, we dive into the bidet to get out imbusmati like children: a lust.
I would also like to say a word to the waitress who served us. The waiters were only two in the whole place (in some closet, there are five Italians who circling aimlessly if you ask and never get the toothpicks) on the ground and there was a crumb of bread, not a table to clear the table or a glass out of place, not an impatient customer. You saw this blonde whiz and remember them all, bring food in every available square inch of arm, I think it would take a head even if he could. Congratulations, very many congratulations to the waitress that each holder of public wants. So, tourists visiting Cannes, write this place is really worth a try.

Almost forgot to tell you also discovered this new place in Varazze, Trattoria Terracqua . It's not that we have betrayed Melito, but two years that parts of Tuesday and Tuesdays is its closing day, so: Melito, nun Ludo! I wondered how did the owner, the only staff present at the time, to prepare various 3 / 1 (because we are a bit 'bastards inside) in 10 minutes, and a goodness and embarrassing portions of the ignorant! He ate a very good antipasto misto and then I got a smile that spoke with seafood. Passed with flying colors.

Here, we have reached the climax of the post ... I know you been waiting eagerly .. were eagerly waiting to find out which boxes of the films was in front of the palace of the Festival this year ....



Mr. Clooney & Pitt to serve Miss Gina! : D


Thursday, November 19, 2009

Roller Skate Cake Pans

New Moon

So I saw it. The spring day when he heard the release date I saw before me an interminable time, and instead flew to New Moon movie came out yesterday and I've seen. By Naso and impressive Cyst that hurts.
risk of becoming repetitive and boring, it is obvious that I liked. I can not tell if more or less of Twilight ... Twilight was perhaps the first to see the surprise and waiting to see with their own eyes, in flesh and blood characters in a book, you know .. the news ... so I think I have that movie was a little 'closer to the heart. New Moon, however, is a blend of movement, pain and love. And 'much richer book than Twilight, which instead of book they have been cut a lot, but perhaps the events had to be connected a little 'better ...
Of course I cried and I obviously left its mark of the nails in the chair.
Obviously now I'm looking forward to June 30, 2010, but for now I can settle for December, when rumors get out Midnight Sun, Twilight or seen through the eyes of Edward, but I will not disseminate false and misleading for So ... do I wait until an interim period between the two, when it comes out on DVD in New Moon and I'll see him again .. again and again and again.

I have given a flirtatious photos as a teenager at the time DiCapriana ...



If I have to own be the one to do it, I will, but on one condition ......... Marry me!


Monday, November 16, 2009

Skin Coloured Bumps On Hands

good things, bad things

My days, as I believe that of all human beings, interspersed good things and bad things. This evening, watching the news, I felt proud-as very, very few times in my life-to be Italian. See people (almost all boys) who applauded, shouted, cheered, sang, laughed and cried, in that window where the agents of the Palermo squad cheered the arrest of Dominic Racco, moved me. In those images they cried to the world that the Italians are mobsters. Italians have filled the Maronites of the mafia and to be matched to the Mafia. Why are not Italian mafia, I do not think people are not even to tell the truth, I think they are more like beasts ... With all due respect of the beasts. Then towards the end

tg all my patriotism fades. Interview with a hostess in Rome. He speaks in a way as to make me want to pull out the flamethrower from the bag. Do you think about the Cortellesi acting in the role of the Montessori? That's it and worse. He told us, blinking of infinite joy, than you thought fornunata and happy to have been attended yesterday evening, and be able to participate this evening, the party organized for Gheddaffi. Because the Lebanese leader wanted to know Italian girls, all in a skirt, for an hour of religion. And we have also allowed him, understand? We, the same people who dare to expose the crucifixes in public schools causing irreparable damage to the minds of little children non-Catholic children. We have allowed, even worse we organized a party where a centinatio Italian girls have heard of the "catechism" of a person who is wanted by his country so well that thousands tried to escape by sea. And tonight there's a ... and the stewardess: "Ah, but tonight is allowed to dress a bit 'more casual ... even a few pairs of pants."

Then I move on to more frivolous news, but no doubt more useful and meaningful than the last. "Frimousses de créateurs" exhibition in Paris for UNICEF.



Since 2003, a hundred big names in fashion are dedicated to creating unique dolls for Unicef. The dolls are displayed at the exhibition "Frimousses de créateurs" at the Petit Palais in Paris until 15 November and sold by Drouot Montaigne auction Nov. 19. Jeff Koons, Agnès b, Jean-Paul Gaultier, Max Chaoul and many others have wanted to lend their creative talents to work egregious, such as the financing and the childhood immunization program. I have not had and do not have the pleasure of visiting this exhibition, but peering here and there I had the same time falling in love with these two, and signed Corolle Verbaudet:


And to finish the day in a sincere and shameless cheer, here I am to rethink, about Paris, the most welcome gifts came from Johanna on the occasion of my birthday. Fantastic example of the Eiffel Tower by Esprit, which has earned a place among the full Barbabarba and the little heart, hanging from the keys of my car ... always with me .... My traveling companions and good luck ...



And the famous "macarons" of Ladurée .. almost ... in the sense you also know the times of the Italian post office. Join them for a bit 'of fresh pastry cream, What would emerge? Yes, that's a slice of gorgonzola. Then came this:



mini bars of soap in the shape of macarons, but especially with the fabulous aroma of real macarons. You know what you want when you take a strawberry lip gloss and would like to eat? See, my twitch was more or less like this ....



Thank you dear Jo, thanks again to the heart.


Tuesday, November 10, 2009

How To Design Your Name On The Guitar

Luna Vegia

Uh! Oh! About appointments, vampires, blood and cippirimerlo, do not forget that in a week All rooms will be released in the Italian second film in the saga of Twilight: New Moon.

But the real news is that because November 19, 2009, in all Oedvarner Oedvuci Cinema Village and the world, the answer will come out of India, and far more interesting, since this film: LUNA VEGIA.



Leading players, Roberto heartache - De Wool Suit - Cristina wringing, because with the gift of ubiquity, are present in all the rooms for autographs, do not miss it!

Monday, November 9, 2009

Waveguide Cover Microwave

Vampirmania

I think it's clear and obvious to everyone that when it came out Twilight, the movie, libraries all over the world were filled in the saga Stephenie Meyer and another thousand thousand books communicating with a single theme: vampires, zombies, all-what-is-dead-but-still-not-smell.
Even the corners of the supermarkets are full of library used to cover dark and gloomy side of the coloring books of Winnie the Pooh.
I believe to be a part of that-alas-high percentage of people that fall like ripe figs in the trap of band. What is this? You say. Do you remember the band that wraps around the book, written with the number of cope sold, rank, etc..? Here, I am the favorite prey of the bands, because every time I use the name of Meyer on one of them (the new Stephenie Meyer! The Stephenie Meyer italianaaa !!!), my mouth out with plenty of bell'amo a worm, and end up buying the book. And I'm disappointed every time. Except once, but the book I had chosen for the band, but for the plot, and in fact I liked it ... and I liked the second chapter ... But let

in order: I have drawn up a kind of ranking, based on my readings of vampire genre in the process after Meyer. Maybe that Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn were the first and insostiuibili in my opinion, unique emotions as generators, but all the readings back to me this seemed insignificant at times, sometimes copies botched, sometimes brilliant .

Starting with a resounding buuuuuuuuuuuuu for the first of the sun that I purchased it deserves a full gold medal as the most incomprehensible and boring book in history. Black Butterfly by Tara Bray Smith (see the wasted that write the cover just to sell?) Talks about ... boh, who has understood? There I copy and paste the plot, taken from Horror Magazine, a network of 3 lines .. which says it all: Three teenagers, each tormented by a different problem. A story of love, magic and horror in America a tough yet seductive and transgressive. Romance-bah-horror and magic-a 'jumble of odd terms sena any explanation, disconnected events and incomprehensible to each other-so-seductive and transgressive involving that put two months to finish the book! -. In my opinion to be deleted.

Chiara Palazzolo should be, according to the band, the Italian Stephenie Meyer, and his heart Tear wins without a doubt the first place as the book more ... Disgusting! Yes, in the true sense of the word. Not deny that in some places I have come of retching. Vulgarity, corruption, sex, cruelty and bestiality. This thriller is just disgusting, but not for the plot (which does not speak specifically about vampires, zombies if we want more) or the way in which it is written, because on that I can not say anything at all, it's really exciting, but for the way they are without descriptions: detailed, well too. To read on an empty stomach.

A Charlaine Harris and his Until darkness falls the series True Blood, I can not remain indifferent, but he won, in my opinion, the first place as the most absurd book. The synthetic blood, which even if true invention is quite funny that is used by vampires ... It is as if we humans ate the green beans and eggplant in the kitchen of products including Barbie! And then the girl who says the thought that you bite for pleasure and drinks the blood of the vampire to get off ... go on! Read, if you want to spend a few carefree hours, and then delete.

The saga that instead struck me for the events and the emotional involvement, is that of the House of Night PC & Kristin Cast, with their first two volumes: Marked and Betrayed .

Teenagers who are marked and intended to turn into vampires, or if their body does not accept the transformation, to die. Torn from their lives, "normal", which sometimes is good to grow, study and learn in a special school, the House of Night precisely where everything is upside down: customs, duties, obligations, feelings ... everything. This saga has won the first prize as the best substitute for the Twilight saga! To read and keep quite, if only for the fact that there was no reference to bands to Meyer! For those who wanted to know, Chosen, the 3rd volume will be released in Italy in early 2010. And then will follow suit 4th, Untamed, 5th, and 6th Hunted Tempted ... small Indian vampire and we can not wait! , P

waiting for your comments!


Saturday, November 7, 2009

Cover Huge Wound On Chin

grrrrrrrr

notice to all members of Facebook:

Sorry, but Throwfly, my trusty flamethrower treasured handbag (Ah Among other things I forgot to mention in previous posts, and he did not like this thing. I say to people that I met on the street today and noticed my half face completely devoid of hair, eyelashes and eyebrows) suggested to me that this error
Facebook


some time is so annoyingly frequent and would like to create a group "Kill Ops", but is afraid of retaliation parliamentary .

Thank you in advance for the advice and explanations that I am sure you will leave this post (please, has threatened to inflame the other side ... do it for the Rising Moon, she likes so much hair pulling her aunt!)


Monday, November 2, 2009

First Response Pregnancy Test Clear Line

Mica idiots! The needs

very productive weekend, the one just past, a new grandson, un'ingolfata truffle .. . what to ask for more? Yes, you read that right: Saturday, October 31 came the most beautiful of the witches in circulation, the small (too mica, 4 kg child) Laura! And welcome to you, welcome to this madhouse that is the world. you expect me to say "but who made you do to get out" , but I will not because I say first to all the babies that are born and second because life in the end it is good to be lived, not just imagined.

truffles, this year I Nasato a bit 'and porcinella hidden in between a black truffle gnocchi with gorgonzola and sprayed with white truffles, I sent vadaviaiciapp the food shortages of recent times to make room, at least for a couple of days, the true flavor, the one with a capital S! And what the heck, worth it!

But my fixed idea, dear friends, you were right! Yes, I left you this way, with poor information on the utility and practicability of the women's purse, without having given the biggest news, which he kept carefully to yourself.
will say: but what there will be more to say about this topic?

you ever find yourself with an aperitif in the square, outdoor seating-maybe not at this time how else could you use ice for the Martini on your fingers-francobolliotici tables and chairs with rounded backs? If there ever is, imagine it come on! What is the main and fundamental problem?
Yes, what: where to put the bag.

crouch Prada skin blemish on the dusty pavement: no one speaks.

To try to divide the chair, proportionate to the table and tailored to girls in puberty, with 72 kg of The Bridge full of all the matters mentioned in the post Previous: Do not talk about it. Place the

Blumarine wedding, all sprinkled with rhinestones, on a 15 denier tights with minimal friction with the risk that a share of the Route 66 stretch marks: it is not spoken.

To be more precise in all normal people, who love their bag of four pennies and not want to see the waiter stepped on to the next and classic goccino San Bitter falling quickly towards the one square inch of the whole bag white , what can you suggest?

Here they are from Hong Kong, which I always thought was the father of King-Kong, the Bang Hanger, practical and small (but still to be added to the list of things to fit in a bag) "jewels" to be frank the table and on which to hang their ognimarca bag. And there are all sorts, eh .. from those with different forms of charms or animals ...





those with rhinestones and megabrillocchi ...



but my absolute favorites are the fingers, which close like the balls of Pokemon and will be reopened as a mechanical finger ....



But what can you do ... the Chinese are far ahead on these things ... them, if they see a friend with a cigarette butt smashed at the bottom of the bag, I'll say, and find the solution to avoid this embarrassing problem ...
Now I dare not imagine what will they think if they see their friend out of the bathroom with the classic piece of toilet paper stuck to the ground ... Perhaps the toilet bowl with the brackets?


Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Kate's Candy Cane Stripes



The dog is man's best friend, the woman's handbag. E 'equation has existed for years and years: dog is to man as the woman's purse.
She is the friend, confidant, first aid, travel companion, for women the handbag is like for men to go on holiday in the camper, even though most of them do not understand its use.

Nowadays, more and more to resemble trolley bags given its size, but we women like to do us harm. "Having a big bag, so I find things more quickly because they are few in so much space." How many of you have never used these words? Already ... I imagined! The bag is larger and more sucks you into the temptation to fill it up to ignorance.

always begin with the portfolio, about the size of the bag full of cards and supermarket receipts. Then you go to the keys and remote controls: auto, home, alarm, gate, garage door. Mobile, who is ill two or three: one to talk to Vodafone Family, one Tim to talk with her husband / partner / boyfriend / boyfriend and one of the three to speak with her best friend / o. For those who smoke cigarettes or drink for those who Braulio mignon. Cocoa butter, sensitive and gnucco for the winter, strawberry in summer. Small cosmetic bag with essentials: lip gloss, blush, mirror, nail file, tweezers, comb and sewing kit (which you never use and will never use it sprinkled with powder puffs). Paper towels and a cloth (full of all the fluff imaginable). So for cosare in those days when you have their things Chilly and wet green-and after each use they curse the day you are bought for strawberry-more points. Camera to catch the sunset and the rainbow of the moment. Sunglasses, glasses, and who is wrong even from near, far and everything you need to clean contact lenses, unless you want to disinfect them with a classic sound and spat upon. Patches, eye drops, an aspirin expired in '96, pipe Vivin C, blisters Cibalgina Neo (from cosare in those days there, where cosano their things ) and disinfectant wipes.
Well, you see that you too are all things that absolutely can not do without, and we women know and we gloat, even if one of these things should ever be useful. The

no men, they prefer to put everything in your wallet then storing it with even a little elegance in the right pocket of his jeans (with one hand, because with the other scratch the m. ..). The effect is always that of a McBacon in the case of polystyrene, turning them into beings monochiappa that, even with the mysterious bag, do not give up the heating of at least one of the two buttocks. The purses of the men always seem to vacuum, I'd love to know what's inside ... probably the handkerchief, folded into four and used as new, but with a heart full of stories to tell.
Not to mention those who McBacon then put it in the pocket in front ... deluded .... But then comes

the day when you go to a wedding, and a woman can not take advantage of Roncato every day is a real frustration. And they, the orders, with incretin straminipochettinemonodito you absolutely have to keep that closed because even with the air is filled to bursting. And a marriage can also turn a blind eye on two or three things listed above, but will need even find a way to bring the license to ensure a quiet homecoming for the whole family, right? But the license does not fit, do anything, there's Uncle Gino who does not drink because he has coronary problems, we will walk away with him. The handkerchief! How can you not wear a handkerchief? At weddings we cry, we eat ... no no, it takes the handkerchief. And what is there.

But this year there is an enemy more than the woman, the sanitizer for hands Amuchina. It seems that unless you buy it you die. It does not matter if billions of people have scaccolate until yesterday in the train, the tram, metro and taxis in: today there is the hand sanitizer and all problems are solved, we do not get sick anymore. Yes, as long as they escaped with hepatitis taken years of snots infected, of course.

So, always famous marriage, we find ourselves at a crossroads: to bring a handkerchief and sick with fever or feel healthy and snuffed on the jacket of her husband / partner / boyfriend / boyfriend / friend / velodellasposa?


Friday, October 2, 2009

Ipod Touch Masterbation

A focus

Dear friends, your small indianina is losing the shots, along with shots and even some diotria. During the last eye examination I realized that A) too much time has passed since and technical language has evolved, B) if I go on like I have to use a keyboard in braille.

The ophthalmologist I probed her eyes told me that despite having a brand new wheel, I continue to use that always smooth, it is as if I had not know how to drive a Ferrari, that my left eye is a Rolls Royce the right and a sixteenth. For a moment I asked if I had confused the dates and now I was the mechanic to do the review while my car was trying to read the numbers on the wall ....

Moral of the story: new lenses, ergo new glasses. And let me say that I only wanted the sunglasses ... I did it twice, and now is arrrvata merchandise.



The glasses are very Mary Star Gelmini, but the frames and colored super super strasse not for me, so I focused on something more normal, but above all that can last as, if not Moreover, my loyal Gucci sunglasses downgraded to close.
For the sunglasses we are discussing, the classic is a must!

So today inorgogliona of my purchases, my new eyes come across something truly incredible: the curriculum more minimalist that I've ever ...





And now I want to. landlords. Legg. vs. comm.!


Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Alpine Type R Sub Bridge Wires

In his world of beautiful pink flowers ..

And after the OH MY GOLD and Pinko, falling back and Citroën entrusts us with the daunting task of decorating the new C3 Picasso to that of Luisa genialona Beccaria, and this is the result:


well understood that the Milanese designer like roses, and escort the subtle similarity with themes Blumarine, we are faced with an actual four-wheel planter. A tribute to the just mentioned lilac-pink, trend P / E 2010, and floral ... in the spring ... Miranda Priestly would say "pure edge."

on the body, on the circles-which by the way very reminiscent of those of the campers played with Barbie as a child and have carefully restored with the arrival of the rising moon-on seats (printed canvas, synthetic mica Chinese). .. roses everywhere ... even the shift knob is a rose (Murano glass, mica fund Cavicchioli Amabile) ... seems to drive a greenhouse in Sanremo ...



The bridge has storage compartments and tricks door-bag .... and we can also agree on the carrier bag, that when you inevitably spill out onto a brake pad pouring mud all content, but .. if you need a car should not be made up already? Or just bring the necessaire held? Only thing missing is a helmet that falls from the roof to dry hair in traffic (of course shaped like a rose) and then, if you wish, you can also organize various slumber party ....

But then, in winter, how?
And the mats? They are synthetic grass?
But Picasso, you agree?


Monday, September 28, 2009

Milena Velba & Nadine Jansen - Dr. Velba

Chronicle of a stick Findus.

One Sunday evening as many, yesterday. Despite the vow of absolute chastity from TV lasted all day, I still came across a grisly scene late afternoon. Those who now seem to be the mothers of the former nannies maids girls is not the Rai, visibly aged and depressed, willing to do anything to appear in any transmission-even to Mediaset telepromotion of paintings of the 2.5-Teomondo Scrofalo were there, headed by Pamela x-eyed, dancing Please Do not Go ... dance ... oh God ... resembled more than anything else in queues lizards stripped of their body ...

I stop for a moment, incredulos. Then I notice that the transmission in question is Sunday Five ... and I understand. D'Urso, having declared war on the other one sbiascicona Perego, engaging and promising to make a Sunday anything but vulgar, has seen fit to omit the explanation of all the bigwigs Mediaset ... and now, dear Piers, if you rònget!

Sali. I need salt in order to regain consciousness. Gleefully flip through the No. 39 TV Smiles and Songs Vasco-one with the cover that finally admits to being broke, and I find this:

(I have also decided to leave the D'Urso in the scan, to satisfy that maniac who would like to see the underpants ... mid-evening with the obligation to cover and recover hiking boots.

- wash your hair, if I had known I would have done the illustrious guests in the morning or the night before the hunt!

- dry your hair quickly and well, because if you wait until the end of the episodes, at about 23:30, we must spend time recovering in a flexible way to remove the towel from the trunks style lime mortar that was formed in the head.

- some flirtatious moment personal moisturizer cream antisebacea for the effect of the moisturizer, night cream for face-hand-foot-antisebacea moisturizing pulitina glass eye, nose and wood ear titanium eyebrow accommodation, washing teeth-so is not tempted to finish the bag of Haribo-swivels and that's it.

- preparing clothing for the next day (which I do every night, but the next morning absolutely no Chicago at night because I change my mind).

- preparing the station for the vision: poster, shirt, tie hair and big toe with a giant foam HOUSE # 1 written in white / orange, the colors of his box of medicines. The remote and home-made thimble extension system to reach the volume button on tv, since the remote control, when needed, goes mad. Box of Kleenex.

I'm ready. From a distance I get voices that claim to Bila have heard the Titanic after announcing TG5 Paperissima Sprint. It will be wrong. Maybe the fast delivery of DR. HOUSE may sound to the ears of some, the word Titanic. Or maybe speaking in English the title of the first episode, KID INSIDE, it seemed to hear the Titanic. No, I do not care tonight, there DR. HOUSE.

on time, at 21:29, I'm sitting in front of the screen, and already I notice something strange: the abbreviation for FILMISSIMI Channel 5. Filmissimi? Mah. to have scored so this year. Then the symbol of 20th Century Fox. Hmm ... then the scene of a wreck spiders submarines plumb the depths. Uh-oh. There was
Titanic. I was limp the big toe. Just

Signorini editorial that same issue of the magazine, he was ashamed of start times, end of prime time programs become incredibly unsustainable, it makes me start
Titanic

in place of Dr. House (at least for this deserves the pillory)
, that lasts 3 hours film, 21:30 ????? Doing two calculations, it will end at 00.30, with no advertising of course. But since there was publicity and a lot too, finished at 1:15. affected by anxiety and plug in my Achilles heel (Di Caprio, my first love), what I do not watch it? And I take off my pleasure to pay a valley of tears when Rose, while if the sings on the wreck of a door in olive dizzy creaking hair style beans Bofrost * and finally realizes that Jack has become a stick Findus without breading? All ste scene and then drops to 102 years at sea and throw a diamond from $ $ $ million dollars? Hell, if you want it enough to say: do you desfesciavi first pesavi not, the door has not been reversed and the olive por'anima Jack earned a spot in the semi-dry where you can keep repeating until ignorance "I trust me? ". And you could answer "Like hell I trust you! Watch in that situation you put me shit, bird of ill omen!" Fight, you leave and distance 42 years of loving you find more than before ... no? It seems so logical, damn.

Moral of the story: Signorini, stop gossiping with the Toff, which then distracts me the Piers and the TV guide you can not make a club!






Thursday, September 24, 2009

How Did Pinatubo Get Its Name

Repondez svp

1) Whitney Houston Why now has a voice like that of a cat that swallowed the hair coughing? 2) Why the water in your town is so full of limestone from shower did not spray out, but laser beams?

3) Why Calfort changed the name Calgon?

4) Why die actors like Patrick Swayze, while the components of the T-Band all enjoy good health (except that Valerie must have chronic problems with adenoids)?

5) What drives a mother to call her daughter Fiammetta? Was he an employee of Enel Gas?

6) and the employees will begin to call the daughters Esselunga Strawberry?

7) Because when you're late and you're in the car you think they're shooting The Truman Show about you?

8) Why play hide and seek when you beat the piss?

9) Why when you read the plot of an episode of Pokemon does not know a blowjob?

10) Because when you decide to start going to run in the evening after work, it rains all week, if not snow?

11) Because when you think you have made a good deal, someone comes along who shows you to have done a much better than yours?

12) Why when you can not eat something, go mad by the desire to eat?

13) Why in the film stangone go to bed and wake up makeup in the morning without even a strisciatina of mascara on your pillow?

14) Why do women in American films dicolore nodded his head when the Japanese style turtle must respond to an argument?

15) Why all week on TV (I speak of the plebeian TV, no Sky, no digital, no Oedvtv ..) there is never a cabbage in the evening, and when there is Grey's Anatomy at the same time there are at least one million other interesting programs?

16) Who is the person who comes to my blog by searching Google for "Tit Barbara D'Urso," "Barbara D'Urso without pants" and "Barbara D'Urso slut"? Via .. that sucks!

17) Because when you finally decide to do one thing, the whole world gives you the hole?

18) Why are the soldiers with wives and children (small or large) will insist on going to places where three out of three times we leave the skin? I do not see it as a form of patriotism, you?

19) Pamela Prati Why does not age?

20) Because they say that Jennifer Lopez's butt is the most beautiful ass in the world?






Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Connect 2 Bluetooth Headsets Together

SUV: Location System

On 21 September is the beginning of autumn. On 21 September, in many regions of Italy, there was the reopening of schools. On 21 September, in most of Italy, it rained. So we put together all these things, what jumps out? A rate of urban crime increased by 72%.
SUVs, these strange beings urban four wheels are always in the front row at the gate of entry, so that even the teachers have to skip breakfast in order to infiltrate between them and reach the goal. And why are there in front of mica come soon ... oh no, the first day of school is a special exemption and the start time of classes is quite anarchist. Are the ordinary mortals, the Panda, the seventeenth century, the Fiesta ... that put the school in the Bronx at 6, all with their muzzles facing the nearest exit, because they have 32 seconds from the bell to start the three "B" (boy, kiss, and donut) in the class and splash to work which can not be late for half a minute, if not you play the half-hour job. The Suvviane, fresh, Jean Louis David, in front because there are literally climbing over the wall of cars that borders the school playground, and park perfectly in L, or S, or right angle, or bone of mouflon ... in a parking lot in a herringbone pattern.
But then I do not feel ready to give the whole colpa alle proprietarie dei Suv. Prendiamo Fisichella. Anche lui ha ammesso che guidare la Ferrari gli ha dato problemi proprio per la difficoltà di abituarsi al volante, troppo complicato rispetto alla sua precedente scuderia. E alle donne, che sono un po' tutte delle Fisichelline, gli vengono dati in mano questi... MOSTRI, con tutti sti bottoni sopra.. e come diavolo fanno a fare tutto per bene? Come fanno ad abbassare il volume della radio, mettere la freccia per entrare nel parcheggio -con il bip bip delle cinture di sicurezza che martella i timpani- mettere la retro, guardare negli specchietti che nel frattempo si sono direzionati tipo strabismo di Venere mentre si cercava il tasto del volume, evitare il fumo della sigaretta negli occhi, rispondere already on the phone that rings at 8 am like that of a FedEx customer service, change the station because the volume key is not found and Virgin Radio in the early morning may be compromising, pay the parking sensor (beep.. beep. . beep.beep.beep. beeeeeeep bebebebebebebebebebbebbebebbebbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppp ... ... aaa 'bbelli hair! Nun gets to see you' n Zompo sur sidewalk? Feeermateeeeeee!), check the wiper crystals fired at supersonic speed, and bear the child Rending throwing screaming because they forgot the charger at home of its new LG?? I mean, can you think?

So we try to understand them, try to meet these martyrs, and perhaps inadvertently before joining the key to our door compact car with the shiny black monster that brings us out of the gate of the house to go to work, think about it a minute ... then let's do it as fast as we are already late.






Monday, September 21, 2009

Gay Big Muscle Blogger

nonsense to you.

to you that you're wondering if it's your fault ....

No, believe me ... is the fault of people who are not even worthy of being called such.




Friday, September 18, 2009

Church Anniversary Programme

angle Breast swelling

... and "the bestest" brain of the year is .........

nice weekend:)

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

How To Record Xbox Voices For Free

Smile!

These last few days and throughout this year in particular, have been obscured by several large mourning ... some of these: Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Mike Bongiorno ... and now our Johnny Castle-Patrick-Swayze. Fateful year, certainly, and some of these deaths have really marked the world history.
The Time Of My Life ... First of all this I must and will leave you in joy, like our Mike has always taught us.

So, my boys, let's see what of Rosina and let's have a laugh, that laughter is good for health, heart and mind ...



Ah! Before you go: all those who tell me they love me I want to answer ... IDEM! ... Patrick goodbye ...