How Did Pinatubo Get Its Name

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Today I feel confused, a thousand questions for the head, but the main ones are about twenty ...

1) Whitney Houston Why now has a voice like that of a cat that swallowed the hair coughing? 2) Why the water in your town is so full of limestone from shower did not spray out, but laser beams?

3) Why Calfort changed the name Calgon?

4) Why die actors like Patrick Swayze, while the components of the T-Band all enjoy good health (except that Valerie must have chronic problems with adenoids)?

5) What drives a mother to call her daughter Fiammetta? Was he an employee of Enel Gas?

6) and the employees will begin to call the daughters Esselunga Strawberry?

7) Because when you're late and you're in the car you think they're shooting The Truman Show about you?

8) Why play hide and seek when you beat the piss?

9) Why when you read the plot of an episode of Pokemon does not know a blowjob?

10) Because when you decide to start going to run in the evening after work, it rains all week, if not snow?

11) Because when you think you have made a good deal, someone comes along who shows you to have done a much better than yours?

12) Why when you can not eat something, go mad by the desire to eat?

13) Why in the film stangone go to bed and wake up makeup in the morning without even a strisciatina of mascara on your pillow?

14) Why do women in American films dicolore nodded his head when the Japanese style turtle must respond to an argument?

15) Why all week on TV (I speak of the plebeian TV, no Sky, no digital, no Oedvtv ..) there is never a cabbage in the evening, and when there is Grey's Anatomy at the same time there are at least one million other interesting programs?

16) Who is the person who comes to my blog by searching Google for "Tit Barbara D'Urso," "Barbara D'Urso without pants" and "Barbara D'Urso slut"? Via .. that sucks!

17) Because when you finally decide to do one thing, the whole world gives you the hole?

18) Why are the soldiers with wives and children (small or large) will insist on going to places where three out of three times we leave the skin? I do not see it as a form of patriotism, you?

19) Pamela Prati Why does not age?

20) Because they say that Jennifer Lopez's butt is the most beautiful ass in the world?