The dog is man's best friend, the woman's handbag. E 'equation has existed for years and years: dog is to man as the woman's purse.
She is the friend, confidant, first aid, travel companion, for women the handbag is like for men to go on holiday in the camper, even though most of them do not understand its use.
Nowadays, more and more to resemble trolley bags given its size, but we women like to do us harm. "Having a big bag, so I find things more quickly because they are few in so much space." How many of you have never used these words? Already ... I imagined! The bag is larger and more sucks you into the temptation to fill it up to ignorance.
always begin with the portfolio, about the size of the bag full of cards and supermarket receipts. Then you go to the keys and remote controls: auto, home, alarm, gate, garage door. Mobile, who is ill two or three: one to talk to Vodafone Family, one Tim to talk with her husband / partner / boyfriend / boyfriend and one of the three to speak with her best friend / o. For those who smoke cigarettes or drink for those who Braulio mignon. Cocoa butter, sensitive and gnucco for the winter, strawberry in summer. Small cosmetic bag with essentials: lip gloss, blush, mirror, nail file, tweezers, comb and sewing kit (which you never use and will never use it sprinkled with powder puffs). Paper towels and a cloth (full of all the fluff imaginable). So for cosare in those days when you have their things Chilly and wet green-and after each use they curse the day you are bought for strawberry-more points. Camera to catch the sunset and the rainbow of the moment. Sunglasses, glasses, and who is wrong even from near, far and everything you need to clean contact lenses, unless you want to disinfect them with a classic sound and spat upon. Patches, eye drops, an aspirin expired in '96, pipe Vivin C, blisters Cibalgina Neo (from cosare in those days there, where cosano their things ) and disinfectant wipes.
Well, you see that you too are all things that absolutely can not do without, and we women know and we gloat, even if one of these things should ever be useful. The
no men, they prefer to put everything in your wallet then storing it with even a little elegance in the right pocket of his jeans (with one hand, because with the other scratch the m. ..). The effect is always that of a McBacon in the case of polystyrene, turning them into beings monochiappa that, even with the mysterious bag, do not give up the heating of at least one of the two buttocks. The purses of the men always seem to vacuum, I'd love to know what's inside ... probably the handkerchief, folded into four and used as new, but with a heart full of stories to tell.
Not to mention those who McBacon then put it in the pocket in front ... deluded .... But then comes
the day when you go to a wedding, and a woman can not take advantage of Roncato every day is a real frustration. And they, the orders, with incretin straminipochettinemonodito you absolutely have to keep that closed because even with the air is filled to bursting. And a marriage can also turn a blind eye on two or three things listed above, but will need even find a way to bring the license to ensure a quiet homecoming for the whole family, right? But the license does not fit, do anything, there's Uncle Gino who does not drink because he has coronary problems, we will walk away with him. The handkerchief! How can you not wear a handkerchief? At weddings we cry, we eat ... no no, it takes the handkerchief. And what is there.
But this year there is an enemy more than the woman, the sanitizer for hands Amuchina. It seems that unless you buy it you die. It does not matter if billions of people have scaccolate until yesterday in the train, the tram, metro and taxis in: today there is the hand sanitizer and all problems are solved, we do not get sick anymore. Yes, as long as they escaped with hepatitis taken years of snots infected, of course.
So, always famous marriage, we find ourselves at a crossroads: to bring a handkerchief and sick with fever or feel healthy and snuffed on the jacket of her husband / partner / boyfriend / boyfriend / friend / velodellasposa?
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