And after the OH MY GOLD and Pinko, falling back and Citroën entrusts us with the daunting task of decorating the new C3 Picasso to that of Luisa genialona Beccaria, and this is the result:
well understood that the Milanese designer like roses, and escort the subtle similarity with themes Blumarine, we are faced with an actual four-wheel planter. A tribute to the just mentioned lilac-pink, trend P / E 2010, and floral ... in the spring ... Miranda Priestly would say "pure edge."
on the body, on the circles-which by the way very reminiscent of those of the campers played with Barbie as a child and have carefully restored with the arrival of the rising moon-on seats (printed canvas, synthetic mica Chinese). .. roses everywhere ... even the shift knob is a rose (Murano glass, mica fund Cavicchioli Amabile) ... seems to drive a greenhouse in Sanremo ...
The bridge has storage compartments and tricks door-bag .... and we can also agree on the carrier bag, that when you inevitably spill out onto a brake pad pouring mud all content, but .. if you need a car should not be made up already? Or just bring the necessaire held? Only thing missing is a helmet that falls from the roof to dry hair in traffic (of course shaped like a rose) and then, if you wish, you can also organize various slumber party ....
But then, in winter, how? And the mats? They are synthetic grass? But Picasso, you agree?
One Sunday evening as many, yesterday. Despite the vow of absolute chastity from TV lasted all day, I still came across a grisly scene late afternoon. Those who now seem to be the mothers of the former nannies maids girls is not the Rai, visibly aged and depressed, willing to do anything to appear in any transmission-even to Mediaset telepromotion of paintings of the 2.5-Teomondo Scrofalo were there, headed by Pamela x-eyed, dancing Please Do not Go ... dance ... oh God ... resembled more than anything else in queues lizards stripped of their body ...
I stop for a moment, incredulos. Then I notice that the transmission in question is Sunday Five ... and I understand. D'Urso, having declared war on the other one sbiascicona Perego, engaging and promising to make a Sunday anything but vulgar, has seen fit to omit the explanation of all the bigwigs Mediaset ... and now, dear Piers, if you rònget!
Sali. I need salt in order to regain consciousness. Gleefully flip through the No. 39 TV Smiles and Songs Vasco-one with the cover that finally admits to being broke, and I find this:
(I have also decided to leave the D'Urso in the scan, to satisfy that maniac who would like to see the underpants ... mid-evening with the obligation to cover and recover hiking boots.
- wash your hair, if I had known I would have done the illustrious guests in the morning or the night before the hunt!
- dry your hair quickly and well, because if you wait until the end of the episodes, at about 23:30, we must spend time recovering in a flexible way to remove the towel from the trunks style lime mortar that was formed in the head.
- some flirtatious moment personal moisturizer cream antisebacea for the effect of the moisturizer, night cream for face-hand-foot-antisebacea moisturizing pulitina glass eye, nose and wood ear titanium eyebrow accommodation, washing teeth-so is not tempted to finish the bag of Haribo-swivels and that's it.
- preparing clothing for the next day (which I do every night, but the next morning absolutely no Chicago at night because I change my mind).
- preparing the station for the vision: poster, shirt, tie hair and big toe with a giant foam HOUSE # 1 written in white / orange, the colors of his box of medicines. The remote and home-made thimble extension system to reach the volume button on tv, since the remote control, when needed, goes mad. Box of Kleenex.
I'm ready. From a distance I get voices that claim to Bila have heard the Titanic after announcing TG5 Paperissima Sprint. It will be wrong. Maybe the fast delivery of DR. HOUSE may sound to the ears of some, the word Titanic. Or maybe speaking in English the title of the first episode, KID INSIDE, it seemed to hear the Titanic. No, I do not care tonight, there DR. HOUSE.
on time, at 21:29, I'm sitting in front of the screen, and already I notice something strange: the abbreviation for FILMISSIMI Channel 5. Filmissimi? Mah. to have scored so this year. Then the symbol of 20th Century Fox. Hmm ... then the scene of a wreck spiders submarines plumb the depths. Uh-oh. There was Titanic. I was limp the big toe. Just
Signorini editorial that same issue of the magazine, he was ashamed of start times, end of prime time programs become incredibly unsustainable, it makes me start Titanic
in place of Dr. House (at least for this deserves the pillory) , that lasts 3 hours film, 21:30 ????? Doing two calculations, it will end at 00.30, with no advertising of course. But since there was publicity and a lot too, finished at 1:15. affected by anxiety and plug in my Achilles heel (Di Caprio, my first love), what I do not watch it? And I take off my pleasure to pay a valley of tears when Rose, while if the sings on the wreck of a door in olive dizzy creaking hair style beans Bofrost * and finally realizes that Jack has become a stick Findus without breading? All ste scene and then drops to 102 years at sea and throw a diamond from $ $ $ million dollars? Hell, if you want it enough to say: do you desfesciavi first pesavi not, the door has not been reversed and the olive por'anima Jack earned a spot in the semi-dry where you can keep repeating until ignorance "I trust me? ". And you could answer "Like hell I trust you! Watch in that situation you put me shit, bird of ill omen!" Fight, you leave and distance 42 years of loving you find more than before ... no? It seems so logical, damn.
Moral of the story: Signorini, stop gossiping with the Toff, which then distracts me the Piers and the TV guide you can not make a club!
4) Why die actors like Patrick Swayze, while the components of the T-Band all enjoy good health (except that Valerie must have chronic problems with adenoids)?
5) What drives a mother to call her daughter Fiammetta? Was he an employee of Enel Gas?
6) and the employees will begin to call the daughters Esselunga Strawberry?
7) Because when you're late and you're in the car you think they're shooting The Truman Show about you?
8) Why play hide and seek when you beat the piss?
9) Why when you read the plot of an episode of Pokemon does not know a blowjob?
10) Because when you decide to start going to run in the evening after work, it rains all week, if not snow?
11) Because when you think you have made a good deal, someone comes along who shows you to have done a much better than yours?
12) Why when you can not eat something, go mad by the desire to eat?
13) Why in the film stangone go to bed and wake up makeup in the morning without even a strisciatina of mascara on your pillow?
14) Why do women in American films dicolore nodded his head when the Japanese style turtle must respond to an argument?
15) Why all week on TV (I speak of the plebeian TV, no Sky, no digital, no Oedvtv ..) there is never a cabbage in the evening, and when there is Grey's Anatomy at the same time there are at least one million other interesting programs?
16) Who is the person who comes to my blog by searching Google for "Tit Barbara D'Urso," "Barbara D'Urso without pants" and "Barbara D'Urso slut"? Via .. that sucks!
17) Because when you finally decide to do one thing, the whole world gives you the hole?
18) Why are the soldiers with wives and children (small or large) will insist on going to places where three out of three times we leave the skin? I do not see it as a form of patriotism, you?
19) Pamela Prati Why does not age?
20) Because they say that Jennifer Lopez's butt is the most beautiful ass in the world?
On 21 September is the beginning of autumn. On 21 September, in many regions of Italy, there was the reopening of schools. On 21 September, in most of Italy, it rained. So we put together all these things, what jumps out? A rate of urban crime increased by 72%. SUVs, these strange beings urban four wheels are always in the front row at the gate of entry, so that even the teachers have to skip breakfast in order to infiltrate between them and reach the goal. And why are there in front of mica come soon ... oh no, the first day of school is a special exemption and the start time of classes is quite anarchist. Are the ordinary mortals, the Panda, the seventeenth century, the Fiesta ... that put the school in the Bronx at 6, all with their muzzles facing the nearest exit, because they have 32 seconds from the bell to start the three "B" (boy, kiss, and donut) in the class and splash to work which can not be late for half a minute, if not you play the half-hour job. The Suvviane, fresh, Jean Louis David, in front because there are literally climbing over the wall of cars that borders the school playground, and park perfectly in L, or S, or right angle, or bone of mouflon ... in a parking lot in a herringbone pattern. But then I do not feel ready to give the whole colpa alle proprietarie dei Suv. Prendiamo Fisichella. Anche lui ha ammesso che guidare la Ferrari gli ha dato problemi proprio per la difficoltà di abituarsi al volante, troppo complicato rispetto alla sua precedente scuderia. E alle donne, che sono un po' tutte delle Fisichelline, gli vengono dati in mano questi... MOSTRI, con tutti sti bottoni sopra.. e come diavolo fanno a fare tutto per bene? Come fanno ad abbassare il volume della radio, mettere la freccia per entrare nel parcheggio -con il bip bip delle cinture di sicurezza che martella i timpani- mettere la retro, guardare negli specchietti che nel frattempo si sono direzionati tipo strabismo di Venere mentre si cercava il tasto del volume, evitare il fumo della sigaretta negli occhi, rispondere already on the phone that rings at 8 am like that of a FedEx customer service, change the station because the volume key is not found and Virgin Radio in the early morning may be compromising, pay the parking sensor (beep.. beep. . beep.beep.beep. beeeeeeep bebebebebebebebebebbebbebebbebbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppp ... ... aaa 'bbelli hair! Nun gets to see you' n Zompo sur sidewalk? Feeermateeeeeee!), check the wiper crystals fired at supersonic speed, and bear the child Rending throwing screaming because they forgot the charger at home of its new LG?? I mean, can you think?
So we try to understand them, try to meet these martyrs, and perhaps inadvertently before joining the key to our door compact car with the shiny black monster that brings us out of the gate of the house to go to work, think about it a minute ... then let's do it as fast as we are already late.
These last few days and throughout this year in particular, have been obscured by several large mourning ... some of these: Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Mike Bongiorno ... and now our Johnny Castle-Patrick-Swayze. Fateful year, certainly, and some of these deaths have really marked the world history. The Time Of My Life ... First of all this I must and will leave you in joy, like our Mike has always taught us.
So, my boys, let's see what of Rosina and let's have a laugh, that laughter is good for health, heart and mind ...
Small health problems have prevented me for a few days access to something that took more than one part of my brain, but now I'm back, more cheetah-or at least one test - than ever. Below is a cartoon style Enigmistica week (sorry for the painfulness of the design, but they are still in the midst of my ability ....).
Warning: This game can not do those who have read Techniques awkward courtship, a hilarious novel by Paul Vlitos; this cartoon I read it there (and I scompisciata for half an hour!). PS: Um .... sorry .. while I look, someone wants to help me exterminate Enrico Papi and Raffaella-Like a Virgin- Fico with their programmone The Color of Money?
Today I feel confused, a thousand questions for the head, but the main ones are about twenty ... 
IDEM! 
Forward people, let me hear your ideas!